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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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A buoys club.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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