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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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