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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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