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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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