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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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