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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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