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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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