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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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