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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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