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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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