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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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