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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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