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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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