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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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