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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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