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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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