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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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