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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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