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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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