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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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