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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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