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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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