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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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