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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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