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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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