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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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