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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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