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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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