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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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