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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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