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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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