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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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