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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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