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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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