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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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