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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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