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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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