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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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