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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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