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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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