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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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