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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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