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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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