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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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