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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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A swimming pool table.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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