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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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