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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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