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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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