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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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