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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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