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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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