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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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