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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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