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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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