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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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