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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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