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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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