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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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