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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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