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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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