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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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