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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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