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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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