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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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