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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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