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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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