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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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