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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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