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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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