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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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