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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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