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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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