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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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