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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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