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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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