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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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