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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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