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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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