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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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