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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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