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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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