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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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