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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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