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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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