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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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