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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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