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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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