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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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