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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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