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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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