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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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