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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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