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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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