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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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