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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811

How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

307

What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

397

Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

1936

Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

3238

What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

2189

Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

17

What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

3173

How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

2795

Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

2516

What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

1706

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992