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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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