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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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