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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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