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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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