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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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A buoys club.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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