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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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