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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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