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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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