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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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