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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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