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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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