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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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