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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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