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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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