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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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