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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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