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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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