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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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