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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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