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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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