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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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