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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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