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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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