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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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