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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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A tripod.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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