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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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