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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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