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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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