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A field of hole wheat.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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