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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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