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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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