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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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