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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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