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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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