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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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