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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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