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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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