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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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