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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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