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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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