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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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