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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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