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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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