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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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