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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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