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Akiva Lane
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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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