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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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