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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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