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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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