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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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