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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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