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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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