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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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