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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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