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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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