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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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