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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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