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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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