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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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