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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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