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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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