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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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