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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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