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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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