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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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