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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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