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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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