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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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