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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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