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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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