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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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