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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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An elevator pitch.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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