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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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