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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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