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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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