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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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