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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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