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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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