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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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