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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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