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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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