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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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