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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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