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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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