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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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