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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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