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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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