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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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