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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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