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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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