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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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