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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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