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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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