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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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