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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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