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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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