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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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