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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Yisro Whale

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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