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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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