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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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