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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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