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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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