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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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