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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Akiva Lane
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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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