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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Akiva Lane
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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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