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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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