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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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